A Lonely Yorkshireman

The contradicting ramblings of a sodding old fool

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Yeah baby!

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You and me in bed yeah baby!
Nothing could be more divine.
You and me in bed oh baby,
knowing you are truly mine.

Come and take my hand sweet darling.
Come and walk with me a while.
Life can be quite hard for lovers.
I will carry you a mile.

Come sit next to me now Mrs,
right here on our fav’rite chair.
Let’s page through our albums hunny,
laugh at what we wore last year.

Take me in your arms my lover,
nowhere else would I now be.
Lying in your arms my angel,
feeling all your love for me.

Get down on one knee now lady,
show me how you do want me.
Offer me a ring oh baby!
It’s… a Haribo… I… see. :-/


Written by lonelyyorkshireman

January 13, 2012 at 8:49 AM

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Thee flower

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A pretty little flower
I so would love to kiss.
It is not you,
but part of you,
a source of oral bliss.

A petal of perfection
you love to hide from me.
An orchid rare,
non derriere,
begs my close inspection.

I’d lay you down so gently
and make your petal bloom,
till fireworks
and rainbow clouds
dance madly round the room.

You’d moan and scream in pleasure with
waves of tingling spasm,
fluttering down from head to toe
in flowery tongue orgasm.

Written by lonelyyorkshireman

July 7, 2011 at 10:16 AM

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